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Anonymous: Lol wait. Do men really like women squirting that much? 

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lovelyandbrown:

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lovelyandbrown:

There’s no way I can increase the font on this,

just know I am saying:

YES

in like, size 196 pt font.

We LOVE IT.

out of curiosity, can you explain why? i mean, what’s the appeal? is it the visual manifestation of pleasure?

You know 85% of guys. We’re visual. Goal oriented to a fault. Squirting looks like we hit it so hard/good (because most guys correlate the two) broke you. Like we hit the jackpot. Like we did the ultimate thing.

For a guy who actually appreciates the female orgasm, who lives and dies by it in the bedroom, for a guy who wants nothing more than to be a servant to his woman when he’s in a relationship, for a guy who’s primary objective when we have sex is to surgically, systematically remove your soul out of your body and relieve you of any pressure, stress and everyday frustration…for a guy who wants to look you in your eyes as you roll them back in your head, arch your back and shake until your tense muscles ache and you become lightheaded from hyperventilating and cumming all night…for a guy who likes to lick his lips, surrounding area and fingers clean when he’s done, for guys like me…squirting is a prerequisite to good love. Feel me? ^_^

OH.

WELL

WELL

WELL.

   from now on we gotta fuck niggas who believe like this no exceptions

Systematically remove my soul? I need me one like that, like yesterday

Lmao! My boyfriend actually said that exact phrase the other day about this subject.

The two of y’all need to start teaching classes.

I’m just glad to know that cats out there feel me on this subject. It strokes my ego in ways unimaginable to know my lady just got dicked so good that she loses all control… To know she can’t even stand to walk cause them knees be done have out… Between times like those & the recourse of a good meal, seeing the bae unable to do anything but sleep… It be like “
yeeeeeeah, nigga, I did my mutha fuckin thizzniyyee. you feel me?!

Y’all are so grown.

Man this description is a fucking bulls eye ! Squirting is heavenly on levels for a nigga that’s competitive and loves nothing more than pleasing his woman . It’s not only the orgasm that we want . We want the best form of it . If a girl says something to guy like “when my hair gets pulled and my as gets spanked i be ready to buckle” that guys goal is to AT LEAST make her buckle and tremble with pleasure . And every guy can tell you when that goal is reach there is nothing that can take us down off that high ,

Y’all REALLY grown. But I’ll allow it.

For real, I love when they sit down, with the zoned out look. And your girl look at you like you a different person like 0_0

It’s because you leveled up before our eyes

you transfigured

went super sajan

And then there’s that chance we might have slept you

We might have been getting mediocre, ramen noodle dick the prior to that moment (from you or elsewhere).

But after a moment where you have slid from one side of the bed to the other and you don’t know how you got there, but you know for certain all that water underneath your body is yours and not his…It’s like the truth has been revealed. A real lover has been seent and you can’t deny the glory of it.

I don’t think you guys can even begin to imagine the amount of wack penis is out there. How many stressful ass sessions and nights of regret we may have had. We may not have even known that we were capable of feeling that much pleasure….But you did that. It’s enough to make you question all the sex you had before.

    DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    DC: Wait-
    Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    DC: I didn't-
    Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    Marvel: PEACE

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Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

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This shit SLAPS my nigga

love this damn song